873 Math Blog

Part 1

Once upon a time there was a half vampire named Darren Shan. He woke up one afternoon and he was very hungry, he needed to drink blood right away. So, he decided to go out to find a human to feed on. While on his way to the city he stumbled upon an enemy it was a vampaneze. A vampaneze is a creature who drinks blood and kills the one he feeded on. The vampaneze is on it's way to run and kill Debbie, Darren's friend. He caught up with the vampaneze but it's too late.

The vampaneze said " I will spare her life if you answer this question".

Here is the vampaneze question.






Darren answered the question right away, he love integers. Still, he was hungry. He started to faint. Luckily Evra Von his friend saw him.

Then Evra said, " If you answer my math homework I will give you some food".

Darren answered back "Anything that could get my energy back".

Here is Evra Von's math homework.






Darren regain some of his energy but, still not enough. So, he started sprinting.After time he slowed down. The food that Evra Von gave him was not enough and the energy was used already. Then he saw a faint shadow of a man. He waited and saw that it was his best friend Steve.

Darren started shouting " Steve help me! I'm going to die of starvation!".

Steve answered back "What? There is plenty of food you just have to buy some!".

"You idiot! Don't you know that I'm a vampire?".

"Oh, yeah I forgot about that".

" Here I'll help you for one condition help me answer an integer question".











Steve helped him. He ate human food. Darren needed to find a human to drink from fast. It is almost dawn. The sun will come up soon. If he didn't drink before the sun comes up he's going to get burnt. So, he hurried up to find a human. While on his search a vampet called "Hooky" came upon him. By the way Hooky is a bad guy. And Darren was very hungry and tired, he can't fight.

Before Darren could speak Hooky said "You needed human blood right?".

" If you answer a question I will spare your life and give you a human to feed from".

Here is the vampet's question.





Darren made it back before dawn. Thanks for his knowledge of integers. If he never knew how to solve integer questions he would die. And possibly get burnt by the sun. Also by the creatures who helped him feed on human blood.



To be continued...


Part 2

Over the next few years Darren has continuous supply of blood. But then he got called to be on a mission to find and kill the vampaneze lord. It will start a war so he has to kill him first before it kills anyone else. To get the job done right away, he started flitting (like sprinting but way faster). Then he got tired. On the way he saw a helicopter, it was piloted by his fellow vampire Vancha March.

Vancha said, " You need a ride?"

Darren said " Sure!"

" First you need to answer a question of mine"

Here is Vancha's question.


Darren answered Vancha's question using integer tiles.The answer is -8. It was very easy for him. He was really smart when he was a human, in fact he finished college at the age of 16. When Vancha dropped him off his targeted location he thanked him. Then he went down the tunnels (he was in the city). While walking he heard something. At the end of the tunnel he saw Hooky.
Hooky said " We meet again."

Darren answered back "Yup, do you know where the vampaneze lord is? If you don't tell me I'll kill you"

Hooky replied " Kill me? Don't waste your time. Just answer my really hard integer question!"

Here is Hooky's question.

Darren answered Hooky right away he solved the question by rewriting it in addition. Hooky was really mad but, he told him where the vampaneze lord is. After he needed Vancha's helicopter again but he was nowhere to be seen. So Darren flitted once again.

More to come...

The characters on this story is based on a book called Cirque Du Freak. There is no intention to hurt or offend anyone.